Hello, my name is paper and I am a piece of paper.
My purpose is to have people write on me and to be printed by printers.
I like the smell of wood because it smells like my parents.
My ambition is to be thrown away and recycled.
(lmao i don't know what to put in here, so thanks Claire for the message.)
WITH ALEX:
Dog Man with Rabbit (Cat) Woman
The beginning of this relationship could be a strong physical attraction. But the principal factor that will hold the Dog man and the Cat woman together is their altruistic nature. Both are prepared to work for the welfare of others and, as a consequence, will become oblivious of the inevitable difficulties of their conjugal life. However, their philanthropic tendency involves a risk that they should be aware of: While devoting themselves to some cause, they may altogether forget to love each other! The proverb "Charity begins at home" can aptly apply to the case here.
The Dog will be a very good husband to the Cat - full of good intentions, kindness, and solicitude; his fidelity to her will be beyond reproach. And she, on her side, will be as perfect a wife as it is possible for a woman to be; she will know how to help him in his various endeavors, counsel him, and especially encourage him - for he never has enough self-confidence.
These two have in common a few negative traits which, if not well-controlled or sublimated, may spoil the smoothness of their union. Both are possessed of a strong critical streak and subject to pessimism, morbid thoughts, frequent black moods. Both are also first-class fusspots. On top of all this, the Dog man often suffers from self-destructive compulsions.
The only area where sex could cause problems between the partners will be the frequency and synchronization of their desires. But it will not be too difficult for them to work out a modus vivendi acceptable to both.
An excellent union that has the blessing of the gods.
http://www.yellowbridge.com/mysticism/lovecomp.php
Rabbit and DOG
Very compatible and rewarding union. Deep trust and understanding for one another. Will find prosperity and happiness.
http://www.chinavoc.com/zodiac/rabbit/compati.asp
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WITH YP:
Pig Man with Rabbit (Cat) Woman
The Pig man is ruled by his emotions and imagination; he is gay, easygoing, and hedonistic--minded. At the other pole is the Cat woman who functions more with her head than her heart and who is a perfectionist, a puritan, an inhibited person. These basic differences are of course bound to cause problems of mutual adjustment when the two team up. But both are motivated enough to view them as challenges, not as unsurmountable obstacles. It is why they are most likely to achieve viable harmony.
The Cat woman will have many reasons to feel annoyed with the Pig. Looking for a strong man on whom to lean, she will only find a "big baby" who seems to be always in quest of a mother and whose emotional intensity and sensitivity baffle her. When frustrated in his desires, the Pig man will assume a martyr comportment or sulk for days - an attitude she will find intolerable. But the Pig himself can also have grievances. He will consider his woman sternfaced, emotionally superficial, and materialistic - she will appear to him as a threat to his childlike innocence. In these conditions nothing but sheer good will can bridge the gap between the protagonists - but sheer good will they do have!
The permanent positive aspects of their relationship will be their deep love of home life, her economical virtue, and his incredible chance in money matters. All told, haven't they more than enough elements to build their happiness together?
Some trouble must be expected on the sexual front as he is sensual and romantic while she is clearly cold and unfeeling, at least in the very beginning. But this situation is likely to improve with time.
A highly recommendable union.
http://www.yellowbridge.com/mysticism/lovecomp.php
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WITH JK:
Rabbit (Cat) Man with Rabbit (Cat) Woman
A mutual desire for security may be the starting point of this relationship. Marital happiness is quite accessible to the partners, but on condition they have lots of money and hardly any children. Their love would wither away if they did not enjoy a high degree of material comfort and if on the other hand they had too many responsibilities as parents.
These Cats will share the same attitude toward money by being circumspect in their spending and by saving for unforeseen expenses. They will also agree to plan any and all aspects of their common life down to the very last detail - from choosing the place of their next vacation to rearranging their kitchen, from cooking their food to sending their clothes to the laundress. Both like to entertain and will draw great satisfaction from the company of their rare friends. All these common interests - or concerns - will have the effect of keeping them close together.
There will however exist a perpetual threat to their mutual understanding: The Cat man is keen on finding fault with his mate and vice versa, for both of them are diehard perfectionists who are unable to overlook other people's defects and to hold back their tongues. Involved arguments are consequently to be expected, but this will not seriously impair the lovers' chances for harmony.
Sexually, no major problem seems to lie in wait. Although pretty well-matched, these two will only attach a secondary importance to sex as both are mildly inhibited. Their intimate relations will never be viewed as an important component of their union.
http://www.yellowbridge.com/mysticism/lovecomp.php
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gets you thinking, doesn't it?